dragon age: nations [9/?] ORZAMMAR
Numerous thaigs once existed, built under every mountain range and connected by the Deep Roads. Only Orzammar and Kal-Sharok survived the ages of Blights. Orzammar rests in the Frostback Mountains, which create a natural border between Orlais and the western outreaches of Ferelden. it is a huge, underground metropolis of more than one hundred thousand dwarves. To discuss the culture of today’s dwarf is to look at the dwarves of Orzammar, as there is no other place where dwarves exist in such significant numbers. The other major center, the recently rediscovered Kal-Sharok, evolved in isolation, and the cultural effect of so many ages apart from their brethren is still largely unknown. Among Orzammar dwarves, single-mindedness is both a signature strength and weakness. Their ability to dedicate themselves to a cause has allowed them to survive in conditions that would kill any other race and has given rise to a level of technology that far surpasses anything else in Thedas. Examples of this ingenuity include dwarven clockwork, mechanical weaponry, and steam power. Orzammar society is divided into rigid castes of nobles, warriors, smiths, artisans, miners, merchants, servants, and surfacers.
literally all bioware has done is wave their arms to the sky screaming “open world open world that brown lady you saw in that one picture is the inquisitor have her here in white dude form 40 more times” and it’s really bland.
I’m gonna make a game with a triangular morality system labelled “wow tru”, “wow ok” and “wow rude”
take a shot every time:
- someone suggests a time period that has already been debunked
im looking at you feudal japan
- a mysteriously blurry picture of the logo is ‘leaked’
- someone suggests ancient egypt
- someone bumps into a developer and is told the entire plot of AC5
- two shots if its on a plane
- three shots if it turns out to be true
- someone asks if desmonds coming back
- desperate connor fans freak out over little details like dates
- a reddit user asks for more ezio games
- "i think we’ll see edward. i mean, what happened after ac4?"
- You have braces.
- You have had teeth pulled.
- You have dyed your hair.
- You have food allergies.
- You are diabetic.
- You are currently wearing bracelets of some kind.
- You have your ears pierced.
- You are eating food.
- You wish you had more followers. (not exactly but they’re always welcome i love followers)
- You are married.
- You have pets.
- You have a crush.
- You have more than one poster on your wall.
- You can play an instrument.
- You are sitting on a bed.
- You enjoy anime.
- You have played Minecraft.
- You enjoy writing
- You have artistic talent.
- You have something you should be doing.
- You have a TV in your room. (theres only one room so…)
- You know your star sign.
- You listen to music in a different language.
- You are transgender.
- You are heterosexual/romantic.
- You are homosexual/romantic.
- You are bisexual/romantic.
- You are pansexual/romantic.
- You are asexual/romantic.
- You are demisexual/romantic.
- You are polysexual/romantic.
- You dislike chocolate.
- You have received academic awards.
- You have a muse
- You have an ongoing idea in your head for a game, movie, etc.
- You are currently sick.
- You have mental disorders. (anxiety yo)
- You have to go to the bathroom.
- You have a song stuck in your head.
- You are part of a fan group that is small or unpopular.
- You have the “snipping tool” in your taskbar if you’re running windows 7.
- You have had crushes on fictional characters.
- You are wearing glasses.
- You own more than three cosplays.
- It is nighttime for you.
- You enjoy singing.
- You have a rare blood type.
- Your icon is not human.
- You are thirsty.
- You are tired.
- You are sad.
- You have shot a gun.
- You have broken a bone.
- You have been hospitalized.
- You are in the dark.
- You have children.
- You like to paint.
- You have been on an airplane.
- Your eyes are two different colors.
- You can swim.
- You like to dance.
- You have been to more than one country.
- You have your own bank account.
- You have a brother. (half brother)
- Your parents are still together.
- You like to cook.
- You have traveled alone before.
- You have driven a car.
- You like olives.
- You have been in a relationship before. (not before, no)
I had to reread that for 5 whole minutes what the fuck
quick doodle bc chris pratt will forever be the only alistair faceclaim 4 me
- Rogue spots a dead friend in hell while being lead to “riches”
while I’m watching TPP: we walk around a pokemon center for 8 hours, maybe use the PC once, we might go outside for a few seconds then come back in
while I’m sleeping: 9 gym badges obtained, 13 pokemon released, entire team rocket organization taken down, all legendaries caught, actual anarchy breaks out in europe somewhere, and a new stream starts