welp i guess even hellboy can’t save us from this skeleton war
Jowan is like your fuckup brother who knocks up the pastor’s daughter, gets arrested for attempting to sell pot to a policeman, and ends up tearfully calling you from his jail cell asking you to pay his bail and come pick him up in a police station three states away.
Western Canadian Literature: “The prairie is cold and empty, like my marriage.”
Eastern Canadian Literature: “The sea is cold and empty, like my marriage.”
oops! i dropped my monster shitpost that i use for my magnum blog
I want to believe it’s all the same guy
cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER
string lights and lanterns and little bunches of candles are my fav types of lighting they just feel so cozy
In the gentle fall of rain from Heaven I hear my God. But in the thunder I still hear Thor.
Emo Problem #826-
When the wind blows your side bangs back, and you see everyone you hate, with both eyes
This maybe the best thing ever
My kind of barista
it was yesterday now but thank you!!!
a 3rd duck villager moved into my town, which wouldn’t be suspicious if they didn’t all live together in a corner isolated from the rest of the village like some kind of secret duck cult