♔ queen of the castle ♔

elezabeef:

welp i guess even hellboy can’t save us from this skeleton war

elezabeef:

welp i guess even hellboy can’t save us from this skeleton war

posted 2 days ago via llamaurmuffin · originally elezabeef
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thepunchingbag:

Jowan is like your fuckup brother who knocks up the pastor’s daughter, gets arrested for attempting to sell pot to a policeman, and ends up tearfully calling you from his jail cell asking you to pay his bail and come pick him up in a police station three states away. 


posted 2 days ago via hauteclare · originally
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eros-turannos:

radiophile | prokopetz:

Western Canadian Literature: “The prairie is cold and empty, like my marriage.”

Eastern Canadian Literature: “The sea is cold and empty, like my marriage.”

Cultural differences.


ranyakumo:

oops! i dropped my monster shitpost that i use for my magnum blog


sugar-soul:


I want to believe it’s all the same guy

sugar-soul:

I want to believe it’s all the same guy

posted 2 days ago via eggpreg · originally unclefather
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overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER


string lights and lanterns and little bunches of candles are my fav types of lighting they just feel so cozy


In the gentle fall of rain from Heaven I hear my God. But in the thunder I still hear Thor.


wentzguyliner:

Emo Problem #826-
When the wind blows your side bangs back, and you see everyone you hate, with both eyes


noordinaryelf:

This maybe the best thing ever

noordinaryelf:

This maybe the best thing ever


cheeba-chiefa:

My kind of barista

cheeba-chiefa:

My kind of barista



uranianumbras asked: "yo is it your birthday today?? hAPPY BIRTHDAY!!"

it was yesterday now but thank you!!!


worgens:

a 3rd duck villager moved into my town, which wouldn’t be suspicious if they didn’t all live together in a corner isolated from the rest of the village like some kind of secret duck cult

worgens:

a 3rd duck villager moved into my town, which wouldn’t be suspicious if they didn’t all live together in a corner isolated from the rest of the village like some kind of secret duck cult