♔ queen of the castle ♔

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posted 6 hours ago via gayrusvakarian · originally corrag
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jaclcfrost:

[touches own boob] nice


tecchen:

that’s gross don’t do that

posted 6 hours ago via animeadult · originally tecchen
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  • me: ugh he is such a dorky little shit, he is literally a piece of trash and i cant stand his face
  • friend: so you hate him?
  • me: no hes my favorite character

*mom voice* why are u crying

*me* video goem charactre


logan-kingofalbion replied to your post “reaver is used to nightmares. it’s always the same, too, the smoke…”

FJUCK

B)))))))))


Anonymous asked: "What's your favourite thing about Connor?"

drparisa:

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do you have about 48 hours

probably not so here is an abridged version

  • handsome as fuck, cute as hell
  • never gives up even when the entire world is against him
  • loves animals AND people 
  • very pleasing to listen to
  • AN EXTREMELY SWEET SMILE THAT LIGHTS UP HIS WHOLE FACE
  • an accomplished warrior 
  • has an ego but admits his faults
  • is a captain and dresses up every time?? he goes on his ship????? ???????????????? i’m sorry that is so cute, i’m pretty sure his dead pirate grandpa is rolling in his grave at how cute that is
  • i cry about him a lot because i relate to not feeling welcome in this country
  • native american character who was done extreme justice (from my own point of view) in the main story
  • his voice actor noah watts is also a giant sweetie and it’s just the coolest thing when an actor and their character are both awesome
  • despite the fact that his story is a tragedy i do not believe him to be a tragic character, like i have a lot of issues with writing him off as “a really sad character” because that erases all the joy and good in his life and all the hope he has for the world. so i guess to go back to bullet #2, he never gives up and he MAKES YOU want to believe
  • stands up for himself even in front of the people whose opinions mean the world to him because it’s not bad to defend yourself, yourself is all you got sometimes
  • TOLD OFF SAMUEL ADAMS FOR HIS HYPOCRISY REGARDING SLAVERY AND WANTING TO BE FREE OF THE KING’S REIGN BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT THE SAME THINGS BYE SAM ADAMS
  • he’s REALLY FUN for me to draw personally because he’s got a great profile, in fact i default to drawing him or eddie when i’m sad because they have interesting features
  • his theme songs are so good my friend
  • fights for justice for everyone
  • the whole mission with paul revere
  • telling off haytham
  • his overall design is one of my favorites!!! 
  • the way he carries himself as someone worthy of your respect and fear but at the same time he won’t hesitate to stoop low to the ground to help you because he does not put himself above others (remember how he corrected the assertion that he ‘owned’ the homesteaders, they were not his subjects but his friends)
  • told george washington to fuck off, echoing his mom who also told him to fuck off albeit with a knife and not words. he upheld the tradition of telling george washington to fuck off like it’s literally in his blood
  • would willingly crossdress
  • THOUGHT HIS ASSHOLE PIRATE GRANDPA WAS COOL BECAUSE EDWARD STOOD UP FOR HIMSELF WHICH IS REALLY SAD IN RETROSPECT BECAUSE CONNOR KNOWS THAT EDWARD COULD GET AWAY WITH THINGS THAT CONNOR COULD NEVER AND THAT JUST HURTS ME DEEP IN MY SOUL, IT HURTS ME SO BAD, UBISOFT WHY COULDN’T WE HAVE GRANDPA AND GRANDSON SHENANIGANS DO YOU KNOW HOW HILARIOUS THEY’D BE, THEY’RE SO DIFFERENT BUT THEY’RE BOTH ASSASSINS AND CAPTAINS SO I KNOW THEY’D EVENTUALLY GET ALONG, DON’T TALK TO ME ABOUT EDWARD BEING TOO OLD OKAY ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE IN AC-VERSE, PLUS OLDASS GRANDPA EDWARD WOULD BE THE GREATEST THING IN THE WORLD AND IF YOU DON’T AGREE PLEASE JUMP OFF MY SHIP RIGHT NOW I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU GOODBYE
  • DROPPED A CRATE OF TEA IN THE BOSTON HARBOR AS ANOTHER ‘FUCK YOU’ TO THE TEMPLARS LIKE ISTG YOU LITTLE SHIT
  • when he fell out of a tree and was like I DID THAT ON PURPOSE, I AM THE EPITOME OF TEENAGE SWAG
  • 13-year-old boy who kicked everyone’s asses and also he got a ship when he was 13. like i just
  • look every time connor tells someone to fuck off it’s just another reason why i love him. remember charles lee. just him interacting with charles lee 
  • punched his own dad in the dick like that is literally the most hardcore version of telling your dad to fuck off
  • WALKED MYRIAM DOWN THE AISLE TO NORRIS LIKE HE WAS HER FATHER AND HE WAS SO PROUD, HE WAS SO PROUD YOU GUYS I CAN’T HANDLE HIM
  • so respectful of women
  • his sarcasm game is on a whole ‘nother level
  • demanded that thomas hickey’s body be respected even after all he’d done to connor/washington because that’s the right thing to do
  • forgives people even those who don’t deserve it
  • is just
  • so full of love
  • he is so full of love my baby
  • i will never finish this list because i’ll constantly think of more things so here you go for now
posted 6 hours ago via kongehans · originally drparisa
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isabelasbooty replied to your post: reaver is used to nightmares. it’s alw…

i’m glad i lurked tonight to see this

and i, too, am glad u were lurking tonight to see it


reaver is used to nightmares.

it’s always the same, too, the smoke that stings this young man’s eyes and fills up each and every pore until he is choking and his mouth tastes of death.  the way the fire feels when it starts to lick the skin, the way it begins to tear through layer after layer of flesh, burning so easily through the meat almost down to the bone like a piece of old parchment repurposed as kindling.  the way he scrapes at the side of the nearest building, ripping nails from their cuticles and splattering the burning wood with blood trying to reach whatever is inside.

the way his ears ring with the the screams of souls departing the earth and the shrillness of terror and then the sudden realization that she is screaming too.

and when reaver wakes up he doesn’t call out anyone’s name, or jolt upright or cry or do anything except blink, rub his eyes and gaze up at the canopy of the king sized bed, the red of the fabric dulled in the hazy morning light.  he rolls out of bed, and his skin crawls.  muscle memory, probably, from a dream long over and a time long passed.  no matter, he’ll brush it off with the leftovers of a bottle of white that was on the nightstand.  and he’ll go about his day, and the rest of his immortal life, never feeling the need or want to mention these things to anyone.  why should he.

as far as he’s concerned the sooner he forgets everything, the better.


jambandit:

basically how I imagine chordati’s drafts is having maybe like 40+ sadcanons in their seperate posts all neatly organized and she just sits down one day and observes them (and maybe for effect is twirling a fake evil mustache) like hmmm which of these should i post today and ruin everyone’s lives


jambandit replied to your post: jambandit replied to your post: there…

is it something i will cry about or something i will cry about in the future

something in the future, oh yes

i will make sure of it

posted 7 hours ago

  • me: ah yes, i finally have time to draw
  • me: (draws for five seconds)
  • me: actually nevermind i'm too tired to draw

jambandit replied to your post: there are so many sadcanons in my draf…

nah

too fuckign late im doing it anyways