amazing new discovery: ask me about my ocs and watch me turn to mush. scientists can’t explain it.
what if magic was real but it was treated the way music is now with different genres and shit like “oh youre still into conjuring? thats cool I guess. recently ive been getting into third-wave post-necromancy, it’s some pretty heavy stuff”
"If I ever figure out how to cast spells by punching, I won’t need you either."
“This McDonald’s belongs to the Borgia.”
Oh my god.
other languages are so seductive though. if we’re ever fricky fracking please just say something in another language if you know it. say something dirty in german. seduce me in french. summarize the basic plot of the wrath of khan in spanish. tell me your favorite recipe for cornbread in latin. i really do not care. anything.
My sim just got a dick pic in the mail
perfect score except for the fact that you put yourself in my likes three times when you really should have been in there more than that
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all I want for christmas is more information on DA Inquisition